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Copyright www.petespintpot.co.uk 2008. First published 17 October 2008, last updated 1 September 2010.
Pete’s Pint Pot is dedicated to the home production & sensible drinking of beer, wine, cider & meads plus a little bit of china painting & a few bits of photograph tampering.
If you are affected by any of the articles on this site or any of the issues raised in them, I truly feel sorry for you.
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famously said to brother Groucho,
“Everybody knows there ain't no Sanity Clause!”
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Real Ale is Cool ... Keg beer is just cold -CAMRA
You may have seen this “frog test” doing the e-mail rounds. Take no notice of the crud about it being part of a test etc., highly improbable (to me) & how can people spend over a week solving a problem that is supposed to be completed in 2 mins? (See site.) Perhaps they have a month to do the complete test! It is however quite an addictive little problem that you may wish to try.
Sam & Andy Sadler have been running Colchester Home Supplies since February 2009. The shop is shared with their sister company Astra Despatch Ltd. From the pictures below you can see it is a right little Aladdin’s cave of homebrew treasures.
Colchester Homebrew Supplies
C4, The Seedbed Centre
Wyncolls Road
Colchester
Essex
CO4 9HT
Telephone: 01206 854457
Fax: 01206 854457
Vincent Vincent plus flowers
A couple of unusual Flowers
Vincent Twice, our vegetarian Venus Fly Trap, which I DID NOT BUY, in flower.Does this insect eating plant rely on insects for pollination?
I thought I’d also slip in a photo’ of me Mum’s Rhubarb which flowered last summer, note that it is good practice to remove these flowers as they take goodness away from the stalks.
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Watch out for our TV ads featuring asinine minor “celebrities” who you’ve never heard of!
Container shown actual size.
PETE’S PINT POT PIN-UP OF THE YEAR
During 2008 the German Anita Schwarz tried to return the “Most beer steins carried over 40 metres”
record to Germany but failed the first time after doing 19 beer steins! Luckily, the Guinness World Records Management team then decided that her merit of carrying an amazing 19 beer steins was impressive enough to award her the record based on a new category “Most beer steins carried over 40 metres - Female”.
The judges dismissed an appeal by a runner-up who claimed she had forgotten the packet of Schweinefleisch scratchings.
British WINEMAKERS may find this link of some slight interest,
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/drinks/article6912542.ece
Just copy & paste the above line into your browser. It also gives a link to
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/drinks/article6912544.ece
I like this quote best:-
“Do keep it clean when bottling. If you don’t want to come down in the morning and find that your demijohns have exploded all over the kitchen, painstaking sterilisation is a must.”
The first sentence makes sense to me but the second one? Perhaps they bottle their wines in demijohns & seal with a really tight cap! Perhaps they mean “painstaking sterilisation is a must” refers to them! Seems like a very good idea to me! Is their use of “must” an intended pun?
IMPORTANT APPEAL
Will the persons who have pointed out to me that some of the adverts appearing here are not genuine, please let me know which ones are dodgy so that I can investigate &, if they are found to be untrue, remove them.
I’LL HAVE NOTHING FUNNY ON MY SITE!
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